Folks I got a story you just aint going to believe. I was in a bar with my Irish friend Mickey Jarvis who was looking very depressed. So I asked him, why the gloomy face? He told me he just heard an old flame of his had died. I asked him, how long ago? Two weeks. So I jumped out of my seat after drinking that glass of tequila, and we ran home to get two shovels. He wanted to know what for? So we can dig her remains. He looked at me and said, did you not hear what I said? She’s dead! Yeah, but if you want to keep her alive, we can taxidermy up her body. For those who don’t know what taxidermy is, let me explain, that’s what big game hunters do when they bag a deer or a bear, and so forth. They stuff them up to look like they’re alive. Some just mount the head onto a wall. So Mickey reminded me for a third time, she’s dead, deader than door nail. I sat him down and explained what I was planning to do if any of my lover girls die. Stuff them and mount their bodies onto the wall. Then he asked me, what am I going to do with her body? I smiled and said, when you get that freaking urge, you mount her! You climb up a ladder, and go for a spin. He smiled and gave me a big ole bear hug that almost knocked the wind out of me. So we rushed over to the graveyard, and dug her body up. Then we noticed her body was partially decayed. So I said, oh well, there goes your urges! It’s too late but if you want a souvenir that’s all you can have. You should see what I took, it’s in my freezer next to the other chicken breasts. He took a piece of her heart. So if any you folks out there got a loved one I suggest you get them to sign a prenup that way you can satisfy your urges too, ta ta!!! https://youtube/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
Posted on: Thu, 12 Jun 2014 01:48:12 +0000
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