Folks, we all know women talk too much. How do we shut them up? You can take the stern path (like Arabs tend to do by slapping their women left and right) or you can cower and submit to them like neo-Islamists do by kissing their feet. But if you are smart enough you can shut them up with poetry. Next time versify your orders thusly: Keep silent The most beautiful voice Is the talk of your hands On the table Now folks, if your woman is feeling insecure about her beauty, and we all know they start going downhill after 24 years of age with wrinkles and sagging bosoms and other imperfections, then you can replace her with a young virgin, or you can be kind to her and retain her but marry another one, giving each of them equal rights. Now to make the old hag feel a little secure, once again you can versify thusly: My poetry and your face Are two pieces of gold Two doves and two oleander flowers I am still confused Who is the prettiest? Remember, nothing wins a woman easier than money, poetry, and music. And only the first two are halal (according to neo-Islamic Imams all three are halal) (Poetry courtesy of Nizar Qabbani - the most popular poet in Arabia in the 20th century)
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 05:45:53 +0000
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