For Sale! For Sale - Just 650,000 euros! An EU passport to allow one to work, spy, or do whatever you feel like in one of numerous European countries. Other benefits: Nobody will ever know who you are* (please see disclaimer below) For a small additional 25,000 euro supplement, you can even bring your whole family over. Free health care benefits across European countries at no additional cost. Are you a spy? No need to steal passports any more. No need to speak English or Maltese. Disclaimer! This offer is open to any person, from any country as long as you can come up with the rather low fee. You will be subject to some minor vetting by our appointed consultants. Be prepared to answer some mildly embarrassing questions such as, Can you pay in cash? and Have you ever received a parking ticket either in Malta or in any other country? *If your application is successful, your name and dependants names will remain confidential for as long as the Maltese Government does not change its current policy. We are not responsible, if in the event of a change in policy, your name becomes public knowledge. We recommend that you remain mindful of how you may choose to misuse your citizenship so as not to cause too much embarrassment for you and your family. Youre citizenship may be challenged in the future by future possible governments. In the unlikely event that you lose your citizenship, you and your dependants will not be eligible for a refund. We are duty bound to constitutionally guarantee the protection of all our current citizens. This said, Spies, gangsters, dictators, drug barons, mobsters and anyone with something to hide may not apply for citizenship. For this reason, please declare all your shady dealings, off-shore accounts, front organisations etc on application as they are next to impossible and very costly to investigate.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 13:53:55 +0000