For Thursday bhaporia hahaahaah, with ur tongue very much in cheek.. “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have!” – Thomas Jefferson.. ** Tweet of the day: “Brazil have Neymar, Argentina have Messi, Portugal have Ronaldo. Germany have a team!” ** Pun fun.. :To beat wall of problems, forget tiki-taka, shoot for goal: Survey” – a footballese ToI headline on the eve of the budget presentation in Parliament. ** Man to wife at a restaurant eating their grub: “This time I’m serious about losing weight. I took out a restraining order against the pizza delivery guy.” ** Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing? A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 06:49:27 +0000
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