For a change Some Jokes to Refresh our Mind : (Conversation between Husband & Wife) Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no *********************************************************** Wife : If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband : I wont have to pay you, youll get my entire insurance amount ************************************************************* Wife : What are you doing? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...? Youve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour. Husband : I was looking for the expiry date. ************************************************************** Wife : You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why? Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you! Husband : Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one? ************************************************************** Husband :Honey, said this husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. Wife : What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal! Husband :I know all that. Wife : Then why did you invite a friend for supper? Husband : Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 02:39:48 +0000
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