For all those who missed it yesterday, and before it was stolen by Arkansas Storm Reports, enjoy a little of my humor!! But remember, this is to be funny, and that the storms tonight could get really bad!! So PLEASE be safe! Do you have your tornado plan in place? With the threat of nasty weather, we all need a plan just in case a tornado comes our way! Follow this simple plan: 1) Stop by the liquor store for your beverage of choice. 2) Make sure you have a good comfortable chair. 3) Place chair with the best view of the southwestern sky. 4) Watch TV or listen to any means of news to know when a tornado is in your area. 5) Once one is in your area, run to the chair, with beverage in hand, and look for anything that resembles a funnel. 6) If a funnel is spotted, take video and rave about how close its getting! 7) Once debris has started smacking you in the face, take cover to ride it out. 8) If a news crew shows up in your area, black out your teeth (if you have any) and describe the naders path and how it sounded like a train. 9) If youre feeling really spunky, tell the crew how you screamed maw, grad the dogs off the porch and get in the fraidy hole! 10) And last, dont forget to point out the pile of blocks and axles on the ground to where your home used to be. Be safe yall! John Barbee (not ARSR)
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 13:46:12 +0000
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