For amateur dream analysts, woke up having has this dream : Walking through a busy Burnley town centre and I see a load of 30/40 year old men putting fairly big stones inside their coats. Suddenly, about 50 men start pelting people with these stones. As people cower and try to get away the men keep throwing stones and all the victims end up being forced on mini buses where they are joined by 2 of the men. They take us hostage, drive us to Blackburn town centre (spit!). The hostage takers tell us this is happening in every town/city across the country. They are hoping that the Chief Policeman (is this their official name?) will be forced to resign! As were travelling a few people ring 999, some are caught and get shot ( a huge contrast to stone throwing I know!) some get through and have whispered conversations. The police arrive and rescue us all, or so we think... Once the police have arrested the stone throwers/shooters and checked everyones ok, they put us back on the mini buses and send us back to Burnley. Phew! Unfortunately we are not escorted by the police and it turns out that one of the so called victims from the first round of stone throwing takes our bus hostage again! We are made aware again that this is happening across the country. People, including me, start attempting to secretly ring the police. I get caught and, rather than being shot or having stones thrown at me, I am given a bag of Sainsburys celery! I am told I must peel open the celery and rub the moisture under the eyes of the other passengers. End of dream, woke up with a cracking head ache.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 04:54:27 +0000
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