For many years Ive thought about the ideal way to romance a woman..a perfect way that would make her feel attracted to you,but at the same time feel wanted and special...I thought it was a lost cause,until today! Apparently what you do is wait until youre balding, married with children, and in your mid fifties..then you start chatting up a beautiful young girl online who you believe is in her early twenties,then you post a pic of yourself to her with your tackle hanging out a pair of blue paisley patterned pyjamas..whod have thought it was so easy! Thank you Brooks Newmark,minister for civil liberties..us lads owe you an eternal debt of gratitude!
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 22:18:57 +0000
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