For my fwiend Jennas puppies! November 29, 2013 Hi friends......Steele here. I wanted to wish you all a Happy and safe Thanksgiving. It was an eventful day here at my house, but that sometimes happens during howidays - or so I think. I dont quite get what all of the fuss is about as I have really never been involved with one, but Im learning I guess. Who says old dogs cant learn new tricks? Well......... mom went to work today and left ...me to protect the house. All was fine and I was napping when all of a sudden there rose such a clatter, to the kitchen I went to see twat was the matter! Nothing. Silence. But IIIIIIIIIIII felt a presence. I knew something was amiss. So I searched and I waited, and I sniffed and even baited. IT was hiding and my senses were not to be negated. When at last I spied the perp. It was crouching low and trying to blend in and it was all dressed in black and it was moving nary a muscle. But IIIIIIIIIIIIII was not fooled. I grabbed it and shook it and knocked it on its side. I decapitated it and tore out all its inerds and then I dragged it over to tenor wanna-be and his girlfriends food area. It was on its last leg and its bagels were beating as fast as they could but I was NOT TO BE DENIED! I STOMPED on those bagels, tore the sack that protected them, until those bagels beat no longer! I scattered them to the four corners of the kitchen, satisfied that they would not reunite to rise up in united front. Satisfied I did my duty to mom and house, my bed and my toys I howled to the ceiling on this Thanksgiving Day..................THE GARBAGE CAN IS DEAD! It was a truly life changing experience. Mom came home and saw what I had done and thanked me profusely for having fought and beat such a worthy opponent. My chest swelled with pride, after all...... the tenor wanna-be beats up on wet cat food and that cute little opera singer with the real nice wag beats up on empty Dr. Pepper boxes that dont fight back. My name is Steelheart. I.AM. the MAL-MAN.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 04:03:27 +0000
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