For sale: Gateway to Narnia. $400 O.N.O. Its with regret that Mel Hansche & I learned recently that our trusty gateway to Narnia isnt configured to work in the Northern Hemisphere and wed like to offer it to another lucky adventurer. Being that we live a relatively blessed life with little need to conquer neighboring parallel universes ruled by mythical creatures weve never actually gone all the way through the back completely to Narnia but guarantee if you climb inside you can truly *feel the icy grip of the white witch. If youre worried that this looks nothing like the original wardrobe from C.S Lewis childrens classic: dont be. This is the 2010 model. This my friends is the future. If Captain James T. Kirk of the enterprise wanted to explore strange new worlds in a parallel galaxy I guarantee this is the look and feel he would choose. As well as being an inter-dimensional portal it has some other very handy features: Samsung 539 Litre Side by Side Fridge Freezer Refrigerator finished in Pewter and featuring a Multi Flow Cooling, Hidden Hinges, Top Lighting, Compact Design, Safety Glass Shelving and Large Storage Bins. MULTI FLOW COOLING: The Multi-flow cooling used in the SRS541NP provides cold air to all areas of the refrigerator and freezer, even with solid shelving - Your trifles are going to set evenly and beautifully this Christmas. HIDDEN HINGES: We dont even know what hidden hinges are. They are that. hidden. Dont let people judge you on obvious hinges. TOP LIGHTING: Bright lighting in the fridge and the freezer help to locate items in both compartments. Dont be all Helen Keller searching for that midnight snack next time. We often sit this puppy at the end of the Sydney airport runway on foggy days to guide our fleet home... COMPACT DESIGN: Compact enough to fit in most kitchens, big enough to feel like a boss in your home. GLASS SHELVING: who wants environmentally destructive perspex/plastic shelves in a Narnia portal? Do you hate the planet that much? PORTAL DIMENSIONS: 855mm Wide, 1728mm High, 600mm Deep *feel of Narnias winter may vary in strength between freezer & fridge compartments. OK, who wants a $2000 ticket to Narnia with a *negotiable 80% discount? *willing to negotiate up and down...
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 01:36:03 +0000
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