For sale. One 1984 6.1 foot male. Known issues: Has a couple more kilos on the clock than should. Prone to saying inappropriate jokes and tendency to scratching privates, burping and farting in public. Gets dirty often and can create messes. Little to no fashion sense. Tends to forget important dates such as birthdays, anniversaries and dinners with in-laws. Sometimes believes a slap on the bum and a wink counts as foreplay. Considers fishing trips to be as important as life and death. Thinks grunting in different tones and for different intervals can answer any question or contribute to any conversation. Struggles to understand why a missus is angry with him and thinks he can just develop stupid look on face while daydreaming about fishing until she is no longer angry. Thinks red meat is the only real food group. Becomes anti social while watching footy. At 30 years old he is still in good nic and scrubs up alright if told how to dress. Easy to feed, often eaten everything on the plate before he knows what he has eaten. Can endure long shopping trips and carry many bags with little complaint. Pre trained to sleep on the coach when told. Has no idea why you would waste money on shoes, clothes and other crap but doesnt discourage it as he thinks in turn you will allow him to do more fishing. Comes with a beautiful 2008 model daughter with a lovely personality who always brings smile to anyone near her. Please feel free to make an offer. No roadworthy or rego. Pick up in Epping. Please note this is listed on other sites.
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 04:05:28 +0000
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