For those of you who mispronounce my name as Akwi, Ukwe, Oki, or even - wonder of wonders - Loki (yeah, I know, the Thor series Loki, yeah, oh yeah, but can you imagine?), please be advised. Learn from what happened in Brazil recently. The poor Juju priest, who had boasted that he would cripple Germany ahead of their clash with Brazil, ended up mispronouncing Neuer as Neymar during his Juju ritual. Ecco, the gods heard the latter name and proceeded to cripple the wrong fella. The rest, as we all know, is now football history. Please be advised. Some of you Igbo peeps, for example, might end up hurting yourselves when you go ahead to mispronounce Olanike as Ola nike during a binding and casting session. The two are not the same abeg. Please be advised. Words are very potent SOBs. Some of you might want to pray to God/Allah for more naira your life, and He might think you said more nyarinya in your life, filling your life with hot women. The Lord only takes the trouble to check well where people with dyslexia are concerned. Yeah, I know, I just saved many of you from future wahalas. That is what I do: Super-Bardmus ever to the rescue. And, oh, if you are looking for some wordsturbation online with which to spice up your day, you know which wall to visit. If you are looking for some legal advice though, and you have a wad of money o, please inbox me. Tell your friends the latter especially. Daalu nu. This rant is done. Selah.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 11:03:27 +0000
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