For those who have an interest in the subject and maybe even for those who usually dont the whole hilarious story of some of the last escapades of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. About 6 years ago, (please, if ANYONE has more details on this, correct me if Im wrong about the chronology) North Korea announced that it was going to test a new missile which I believe was called the Taepo Dong III. This missile would have been able to deliver a nuclear warhead to Guam and even, according to some sources, San Francisco and/or Los Angeles. Now South Korea, Japan and the United States (under the Obama administration) threw quite the mob hissy fit telling North Korea theyd better NOT do this or thered be sanctions and all kinds of so-forth. In characteristic fashion Kim JONG mentally Il defiantly, as they say, pushed the button. The Taepo DONG III (I capitalize the words ending in ONG for comic purposes) started to take off and then, instead of continuing its ascension, it fell off of the launch pad and plopped into the Yellow Sea. Obama, Japan and South Korea, accordingly, went into hysterics (without doing a damn thing to punish North Korea) while Kim JONG Mentally Il did his happy hamster dance claiming (quite falsely since the whole damn world SAW what had happened) that North Korea launched a satellite into orbit for peaceful purposes. The stupid fool QUITE forgot that HE HIMSELF told the WORLD that it was a weapon designed to attack the U.S.A. with!!!!! What a turd burgling snot gurgle! Really! The TRUE fate of the Taepo DONG III rocket was that the only orbit it achieved was at the swirling briny muck at the bottom of the Yellow Sea much like a freshly dumped turd orbiting the bottom of a flushing commode! What do you expect from a sawed-off nimrod with buck teeth bigger than my Cat and that STUPID Mohawk haircut! Mohawks ARE cool but NOT on the heads of psychotic North Korean leaders! He always reminded me of a large, rabid, bi-polar groundhog who learned to walk on its hind legs but not much else!
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 19:25:54 +0000
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