For your next iPad download: You have to be pregnant, have kids or be thinking about having kids to truly understand it. Be warned, do not eat or drink anything while reading it. Unless you want to wipe it off your iPad. “It may come as no surprise that home birth was Jeannie’s idea. I’m not really even a fan of cooking at home. At all of our home births, I was Jeannie’s birth coach, which is a generous title for “that guy in the way.” In reality, I would assist by performing counterpressure and get yelled at for doing it wrong. Don’t worry, it wasn’t just Jeannie and me; there was a midwife there, which means we believe in witchcraft. Actually, a midwife is a certified medical practitioner. She is not your “extra wife” and will not make you breakfast. I learned this the hard way. Most midwives are actually former labor and delivery nurses, which means that they have more experience with the whole labor from beginning to end than some doctors do.” Excerpt From: Gaffigan, Jim. “Dad Is Fat.
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 20:09:00 +0000
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