Found this badge I got from a Mike Absalom gig at the old place. ...........................................................................................................................W.P.C. Sadie Stick They say she ate to satiate a need for love. She was a breed above the average Police-woman. WPC Sadie Stick, big and fat and round and thick, Fourteen stone with a hairy lip, my bruvver! MacLagan hankered after her with hankering and grief, And frequently when drunk hed sing behind his handkerchief: WPC Sadie Stick! Hit me again with your big black stick! Ill ave a word with you when I find my dic---tionary! The night of the Policemans Ball MacLagan met her in the hall. He said: Ello! ‘Ello, ‘ello ‘ello! She turned and looked him in the face As friendly as a can of Mace and said: Piss off! Are you someone that I know? Is it the gay Lothario? Is it Don Giovanni? Dont drop your balls into my court, You nasty little mannie! (but all MacLagan said was: “WPC Sadie Stick! Hit me again with your big black stick! Ill ave a word with you when I find my dic---tionary!”) When a bust is damned a dam is bust. Giving Sadie up for lust MacLagan said: Its hard to hold yer own! Sadie Sadie, I would like to stick my finger in the dyke. Ill drown of love if you leave me here alone. Drunk on an empty head, he sought the porcine porcelain, And as he groped his drunken way They heard this sad refrain: “WPC Sadie Stick! Hit me again with your big black stick! Ill ave a word with you when I find my dic---tionary!” Meanwhile back in Notting Hill The moon showed up like a mandrax pill In the sky, so high, like everybody. Bomber Dinah with delight stuffed her bra with gelignite; Shes a booby trap just for tonight, and Noddy! Up in the sweaty ballroom things were swinging. As she cased the place she heard MacLagan singing: “WPC Sadie Stick! Hit me again with your big black stick! Ill ave a word with you when I find my dic---tionary!” Behind the wall, Dinah unseen laid bare her bulging magazine, But suddenly MacLagan did appear. He muttered :Is this where the gents is? Then a vision pierced his drunken senses, Big and bold and beautiful and bare! It must be Sadie, half undressed! If she was French shed be from Brest. I always did like Bristols best! I love you! WPC Sadie Stick! Hit me again with your big black stick! Ill ave a word with you when I find my dic---tionary!” Dinah was not like other girls. She had a twin-set but no pearls. She shouted: Kill the Pigs! and then exploded. MacLagan took off through the air, wrapped in a red hot brassiere. He said: I did not know the girl was loaded! A satellite was set alight high in the London sky! As it tumbled over Notting Hill you could hear it cry: WPC Sadie Stick! Hit me again with your big black stick! Ill ave a word with you when I find my dic---tionary!” © Mike Absalom 1970 (The Booby Trap)
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 13:40:03 +0000