Found this copy (Hard) from my cousins house naye I cant stop laughing .. Take a look! UGANDA NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF DRUNKARDS. PUBLIC NOTICE : The above association wishes to inform the general public that theres a massive recruitment of personnel who wish to be trained as professional drunkards. The purpose is to enable us get well trained personnel who will represent Uganda in a drinking competition which will take place in Belgium. QUALIFICATIONS OLEVEL CERTIFICATE You must have obtained good credits in the following subjects ; Uganda waragiquine, Kasesequine, Lira Liraquine, Malwaquine, and Tontomycine. ALEVEL CERTIFICATE You must have acquired good principle passes in the following subjects ; Belliology, Nile Specialogy, Plisneric, ESB lager. Successful candidates Must abide by the following ; 1: Daily Drinking practising 2: If you happen to enter a bar with any amount of money, Dont leave that bar with any balance. this will make you work harder for more money the next day. you will also be promoting the Brewers. 3: If youre leaving the bar for home, make sure you dnt branch anywhere apart from drinking places. This will help you avoid false allegation and also in drinking places, you will meet your colleagues who will defend you incase of any false allegation. 4: If youre going home and on your way, you happen to get your colleague tired resting across the road, Dont leave him there. try to lift him ,if hes too heavy ,push him aside of the road and make sure you also rest together with him until he gains his senses then move together. 5: If youre going back home from drinking, before you reach home you must shout on top of your voice to alert your neighbors that youve come back But dnt disturb them by knocking on their doors when theyre asleep. its an offense and someone can suspect you! 6: Youre supposed to drink as much as possible as youre undergoing training, avoid vomiting, this we term as wastage of resources, it also results into rib pain and can easily weaken you. 8: Dont spoil the relationship btn you and the seller by acquiring too much debts, it will turnish the image of the association. 9: The crime rate should be minimized and completely related to drinking, eg drink-Drive, Molokony debts etc. in case of brokeness, maintain smartness. this will enable you end the day as required by the Association. 10: Ensure that all debts from different bars/Joints are properly recorded so that your end of the year accountability satisfies your family members. ______ We shall be grateful for your positive contribution towards the development of this association. We wish everyone success in training . We shall win this competition .. Thanks management!
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 08:42:24 +0000
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