Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father. The second Catholic man chirps, My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace. The third Catholic gent says, My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says Your Eminence. The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness. Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, Well ...? She proudly replies, I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 DD bust, 24 waist and 34 hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says, Oh My God.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 00:58:27 +0000