Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, Congratulations, youre the father of twins. What a coincidence, the man says. I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team. A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, You are the father of triplets. Thats really an incredible coincidence, he answers. I work for the 3M Corporation. An hour later, the nurse tells the third man that his wife has just given birth to quadruplets. The man says, I dont believe it! I work for the Four Seasons. What a coincidence! After hearing this, everyones attention turns to the fourth guy, who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness and whispers, I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 09:54:05 +0000
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