Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math with calculations. His dog’s name was “T” square and he told “T” to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no problem. The accountant said his dog “Slide Rule” could do a better job. He told “slide Rule” to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into four piles of three which he did easily. The chemist who’s dog’s name was “Measure” was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass which he did with no problem. The three men agreed their dogs were equally smart. They turned to the State Employee and asked what his dog could do. The State guy turned to his dog, “Coffee Break”, and said,”Show these fellows what you can do. “Coffee Break” went over, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other dogs, claimed he injured his back doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for workers compensation and left for home on sick leave!!
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 02:05:36 +0000
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