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Frank suffered a serious heart attack while shopping for groceries. Paramedics rushed the 50-year-old bachelor to the nearest hospital, where he underwent quadruplebypass surgery. When Frank woke up, he found himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. A little later, Sister Rufina came to his room and wanted to know how he was going to pay for his treatment. In a raspy voice, Frank said, “No health insurance. No money in the bank.” Sounding a little testy, Sister Rufina asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you make payments?” “I only have a spinster sister,” Frank replied, “and she’s broke too. The funny thing is she’s a nun.” “Nuns are not spinsters!” Sister Rufina snapped. “Nuns are married to God.” “Perfect!” Frank howled. “Send the bill to my brother-in-law!”
Posted on: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 04:29:43 +0000

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