Free to a good home, any lab that uses animals for testing, or homeless lady who just cant get enough cats. She is declawed, cannot defend from your terrible four-year-old. She is spayed, no explanations to somebody elses dad, no shotgun wedding, and no raising her kittens for her while she gets her life straightened out. likes to snuggle is very gentle and good with dogs. Too my knowledge she does not currently have a meth addiction but she doesnt strange things when catnip is around. She purrs like a 1998 Chevy 350. Doesnt meow at the door and wont bother you very much. Will sometimes jump from higher elevations directly onto your crotch. You may need to sleep in a jock. Buries her shit. Doesnt talk back or give you any sass when you tell her youre going out for the night. Kills birds for no reason which is awesome see you can sleep in. For some reason she seriously hates ceiling fans I think they did something to her as a kitten. Comes with a crisp new one owner $50 bill. If you attempt to keep $50 and return cat for any reason, please wear your jock as I will be kicking you square upon your return and calling the police to let them know I have just killed a burglar defending my home. In all seriousness. I am leaving next week and will be living somewhere in Arizona that dies not accept cats. If you can prove that your name is Elise and you run a no kill shelter, there will be 1 extra $50 bill provided for your troubles. If not, and you just need $50 really bad, you need an intervention, meth is killing you, and the police are watching you. Her name is Sammy, and she loves sleeping more than your deadbeat ex husband who is late with the child support again.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 01:21:07 +0000
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