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Free to whoever is crazy enough to take him: One jerkface Blue Gourami named Calvin. Calvin is a jerk whose hobbies include hogging all the food, bullying Mollies, and jumping out of buckets during tank cleanings and trying to scoot his stupid scaly butt across the room because I guess his lifes ambition is to become the Worlds Dumbest Scrap of Cat Food. He is currently being held custody in Breeder-Box Jail on two counts of murder (1 Sailfin Molly, 1 Balloon-Belly Molly) and is the primary suspect in the death of a Dalmatian Molly. The investigation is still ongoing. If you, for some reason, would like Calvin to add to your stock, drop me a line. He is currently located in the East end of St. Johns, near Stavanger Drive. This post brought to you by a very tired and very cranky fishkeeper who has just discovered whos been eating all of her bloody Mollies.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 01:25:20 +0000

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