Fresh stocks of Rajni jokes are here.. ----------------------------- Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...! ------------------------------------- People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via .......Calculator... ------------------------------------ Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now? Rajni: only 1 or 2. Reporter: only 1 or 2? Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts! -------------------------------- ---------------------------------- Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running ---------------------------------- Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second... ------------------------------------- Galileo used Lamp to Study, Graham bell used Candle to study, Shakshpeare studied in Street lights But ..... Do u know about Rajnikant......???? Only Agarbatti -------------------------------- When Rajnikant was a student! You cant guess this one... Teachers used to bunk! ---------------------------------------- While playing once Rajnikant said statue to a girl... Now that Statue is know as Statue of Liberty ------------------------------------------- Rajinikanths calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant. -------------------------------------- Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match. ----------------------------------- Why did British leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948... ------------------------------- This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete INTERNET...
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 12:19:13 +0000
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