Fri, Mar 28th, 2014 Business | By The Global Edition San bernardo CA Shelter Kills Four Healthy Staff Members To Make Space For New Employees Shelter Sponsored Links (The Global Edition) – The San bernardo CA Shelter has killed several of its staff members early this morning in order to create four new job openings, the Shelter public relations sector reported. Officials of the Shelter say that the four members of the staff were humanely executed after being put to sleep with a lethal injection. “Based on the recommendation of the European Association of Work and Organizational Psychology (EAWOP), we have decided to make space for new work positions, because the Shelter needs new workers, and we found that killing old staff members was the cheapest and the most efficient way to do it,” said Shelter spokesman Tobias Stenbaek Bro “Four of the oldest staff members, among them one female, were put to sleep with a lethal injection explained the Shelter spokesman. “Being that the oldest staff members could no longer keep track with the new Shelter technologies, and could not manage themselves in the fast and ever-changing job environment, we feel that the criticism coming from some of their family members is completely unfounded,” the Shelter spokesman was quoted as saying. “Shelter do not own the staff, but they are in charge of their employment, and in that regard have the full right to do with them whatever is considered necessary when they are on the Shelter territory”, said Tobias Stenbeak Bro. “It was the only humane way to dispose of them, you know. We couldn’t just leave them without jobs in this economy, as some heartless observers suggested”. The Spokesman for the shelter concluded all were humanely euthanized according to local and state laws. ( humans are just another species of animals ).
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 03:41:21 +0000
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