Friday Humor : (Prudes out of bounds for this one) A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50. H*nd Job: - $10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the h*nd-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man barks "Well wash your hands with soap, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Posted on: Fri, 27 Sep 2013 02:01:43 +0000
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