Friday Morning Man Laws.... 1. Thou shalt not let another man call him bae.... 2. When eating crablegs, no two men can dip the meat in the same bowl of butter.... 3. When living with a male roommate, you cant refer to the bills as our bills (thats intimate)....you have to refer to them as the bills..... 4. Fellas, you should not be 35 and still trying to make a mixtape. If you didnt hit it big at 25, what makes you think that somebody wants to listen to you at 35? Hell Jeezy is having a hard time now trying to sell and hes one of the greatest hood rappers of all-time, and you think that you can stay afloat? You can even compete with Diggy Simmons! 5. Fellas, going to borrow your mamas car to pick up a female, at least have the common courtesy not to smash in the front seat. Your mama sits her lunch in that seat... #sodisrespectful 6. There is a rule when borrowing your womans car. If you arent putting any gas in it, then there is only a 2 homeboy limit. If you have more than 2 close homeboys without a form of transportation, some things need to be re-evaluated.... 7. When you run out of soap, you just have to thug it out and find a way to get some more....You cant be using your womans Caress Body Wash and be demanding respect around the house. You smell like a fairy!
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 12:53:11 +0000
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