Friday Thoughts: The puns are intended: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. I changed my iPods name to Titanic. Its syncing now. Jokes about German sausages are the wurst. I know a guy whos addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but Id never met herbivore. When chemists die, they barium. Im reading a book about anti-gravity. I just cant put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. Why were the Indians here first? They had no reservations. Were going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope theres no pop quiz. I didnt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New Yorks police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Velcro - what a rip off! Don’t worry about old age, it doesn’t last! Have a great weekend :) xxx
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 14:48:44 +0000
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