Friday driving muppets are once again out in force in the Yorkshire area. Near incident 1 - Driving along happily on my side of the road a fecking truck decides its a filter lane and pull right in front of me, with no time to stop, I had to quickly swerve narrowly missing another poor driver (which I am most sorry about), and after my poor heart nearly jumped out of my chest, I finally reached my destination, with much relief, that I took 5 mins to chill and relax. Muppet number 2 pulls out as I am going round a roundabout(imagine) and then is that slow he blocks my exit. Muppet number 3 (not affecting me thank god) drove into a parked car in Asda car park. She was driving a quite a speed, as I heard and saw a lovely crunch and grating sound as she crashed into a parked 4x4. How I fecking ask? How? I have now reach my house safely, and wonder what I did to deserve that driving experience that I endured today? Still in a state of stress and feeling tense I have reached for the Strongbow, to be able to Chill. To all those reading this, IF you are a good driver I praise you, and IF you are a muppet, as described above, please follow this advice Shred your driving license and sell your vehicle. aaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh feeling better
Posted on: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 16:22:50 +0000
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