Friday morning wake up regiment, shit shower shave. Coffee. Brush once rinse twice. Proceed to dunk your entire diff in a bucket of nivea revitalizer. Apply underarm. If youre worried about them smelling you still, theres that cocobutter shit on your moms dresser. Smear it all over the floor, stop drop and roll, naked. Lastly, in the mirror, give your self 2 slaps in the face. Not only because it wakes u up but because you know youve been bladdy naughty! lol On the road, stop at each garage u pass, grab a redbull. Get to work and burst into that building looking like a daimond just cut and polished. Crystal clear. Like a gay vamp in the sun, sparkly as a motherfffff* #sorted #survival Inside im actually dying(--) shhhhh.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 08:20:50 +0000
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