Friends, I need your help. I am in a bit of a quandry. Chester Moran is a distant cousin from over in Fish Camp, Alabama. You can’t miss him in his orange jumpsuit courtesy of the Bream County Sheriff’s Department. You see, Chester has provided a total of over 30 years of community service . Seems he has a “load of bad luck” as he puts it. Married nine times to seven different women (he married two of them twice), Chester finds himself single again. ..And askew of the law. Basically a good hearted fella , Chester also has been a bit of a good timin’ man and is listed on a number of restraining orders. Or paraphrasing his ex-wives comments , he is an unfortunate soul who has never found his drive and ambition. In other words, “ He’s a lazy no-count , sorry excuse for a man.” Well, seems Chester has a been a little bold and outspoken on some of his work release outings and the Bream County Sheriff’s department has asked if I would allow Chester to help at the new internet radio station “What with ya’ll being kin and all….” Bream S.O. assures me he will always be supervised by the deputy assigned to him, Barney Tribble. They say they will transport him over and back if I will allow him to “help” with my radio show. I want to do the right thing but am a bit apprehensive. So…I don’t know. What do ya’ll think?
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 18:20:00 +0000
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