From a Njoro School Teacher ... Nani huyo ananyonya moto??(who is smoking) From a Nyeri high school grammar teacher: The girl goes to school, goesnt she? From a Kianyaga High School Teacher: Both of you three, come here! From Pangani Girls geography teacher in a Geography class: In a natural forest, there are many trees(many different Species) but in a man made forest, there is only one tree (One Species) From St. Georges Secondary geography teacher in a Geography class: the ass is lound? meaning the earth is round From the headmaster of Kerugoya High School.He comes in the staff room panting and says: A male cow was running after me (A bull had been chasing him) An Irate teacher to student: ( Nanyuki High School ) Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents. Heard at a bar somewhere in western province, the stronghold of the Luhya: You cant me! - translated from,Huniwezi! From a student composition in high school: the car beat the corner in speed and then fell over and its legs faced up (gari ilipiga kona halafu ikaanguka na miguu ikaanglia juu -- sheng) A kyuk once told the butcher: Forgive for me a kilo of meat with holy paper. (njohera kilo ya nyama na karatathi gatheru) -All kikuyuz this is obviously the winner au vipi? On seeing twins enter his office, the assistant director in Starehe said: You look together; are you twice? In Kagumo High the deputy principle praying for the Mtongwe disaster victims:...... Rod(LORD) help those who(paused for a moment).... PARTICIPATED IN THE MTORORONGWE AIR CRASH FERRY DISASTER
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 07:35:03 +0000
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