(From my Elder brother G.P.Dubey Wknd News Laundry)Pehley Tou Mein Sabhi Desh Wasiyon Ko Basant Panchmi Ki Subh Kamna Dena Cahata Hun,Aapsaab Log Tou Ganga Snan Kar Liya ,Mein Bahrain Mein Arab Sagar Key Paani Sey Snan Karunga, My Condolence To Saudi Arabia On The Death Of King Abdulla,You Know What Death Is The Only Time In Saudi Where All The Rituals Are Done As A Commoner,India Buzy With The Delhi Elections And Republic Day Celebration And Also The Grand Welcome Of Barak Obama everyone In India Seems To Be Buzy so Be It,As Its Saturday Funda Tou Banta Hai Aap Log Bhi Tou Intzar Kartey Hain Weekend Ka ,So Enjoy Your Weekend Padhna Jarur......................... That Some Strange Things Are Happening In Our Capital On The Eve Of Delhi Elections. The Congress Manifesto Is Now Finally Promising Free Sewer Lines After 15 Years Of Being In Power, Aap Founder-Members Are Openly Endorsing BJPs Kiran Bedi & Kiran Bedi Is Strutting Around As If Shes The Cm Already... More? Everybodys Calling Everybody Else A Bhagoda. Yeah, Kejru & Aap Have Kept Up Their Verbal Diarrhoea, Demanding An Open Debate With Kiran Bedi Who Has Promptly Shirked Away & Thats Gotten Every Aaptard Shrieking Hoarse And Branding Her As A Quitter. Yeah, Yeah, I Agree... Just Look At Em Running Away From A Debate. I Mean If You Gotta Run, Why Not Run Away From Running A Government? That Pardon My Comeuppance Here But Methinks Youve Still Not Grasped The Mostest Strangest Thing That’s Happening In Delhi Right Now. Yeah, Take A Moment & Read The First Point Again... You Did Notice It, Right? Now, Isn’t That Quite Odd? Yeah, Imagine, A Panju Aunty From Delhi Who Doesn’t Like To Argue... See, Thats How Strange Things Have Gotten In Delhi Nowadays... That Tis Also The Cometh The Elections, Cometh The Ticket-Fight Time In Delhi Now. The BJP Cadre Is Mighty Upset With Amit Shah For Importing Top Candidates From AAP & Is Busy Creating A Ruckus Outside Their Party Office For Tickets. And The Scene Is Not Much Different Outside The Congress Hq Either. Yeah, Here Too The Candidates Are Seen Openly Arguing About The Tickets & Defying Their Bosses: Arrey Mujhe Ticket Dene Ko Kisne Kaha Tha, Bey? Buraa Phasaa Diya Na, Yaar... Saale Hum Ko Pitwaa Ke Hi Dum Loge Aap Log... That Speaking Of Imported Candidates, It Seems Bjp Has Become A Preferred Destination Of Most Of The Political Turncoats, Looking For Better Prospects. Okay, We Wont Count Kiran Bedi In That List Yet, But Look At The Others - Jaya Prada, Krishna Tirath, Vinod Binny & So On... Chal Kya Raha Hain, Bhai? I Mean Just Because You Guys Have Launched A Clean India Programme, It Doesnt Mean That You Have To Collect All This Shit, Coming Out Of Other Parties... That I Totally Agree That Its A Shit Feeling When Youre Forced To Stay In Exile In Your Own Country. Yup, Im Talking About Them Kashmiri Pandits; Its Now 25 Years - To Be Precise, That The Pandits Were Forced Out Of Their Homes By Pak-Sponsored Militants & Apparently Nobody Gives A Damn... Yeah, Neither The Government, Nor Any Of Us Have Really Outraged Over Their Plight. And I Wonder Why? Were So Accommodating With Those Tibetans, But Subconsciously Quite Dismissive Of The Pandits... Thats Stereotyping, Yaar... I Mean You Cant Simply Hate Them, Just Because They Gave Us The Mahaan Pandit Nehru & Indira Gandhi...That We Indians Also Normally Dont Give A Damn About Our Wildlife, But Here The Results Have Surprised Us All. Yes, As Per The Recent Tiger Census Figures Released By The Environment Minister Prakash Javdekar, Our Big Cats Have Shown An Awesome Increase In Their Numbers, From 1400 To 2226 In The Past Seven Years. And Has That Impressed People Here? You Wont Believe This, Guys, But Ministers From Haryana Are Already Consulting Mr Javdekar To Check If The Same Tactics Could Be Applied In Their State, To Reverse The Declining Population Of Women...That Somehow My Chaiwallah Believes That Pm Modis Beti Bachao Campaign Has A Deeper Meaning For Others: Bhai, Sonia G Aur Congress Ko Bhi Iss Beti Bachao Ke Baare Mein Sochna Chahiye Na... Matlab Unki Beta Bachao Yojana Toh Waise Bhi Pitt Gayi Hain. Toh Ab Toh Rahul Baba Ko Chhod Kar Priyanka Ko Laana Chahiye Na, Yaar. Have A Nice Week End, Guys!!!
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 10:04:27 +0000
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