From the recycle bin: “The Obituary you never saw coming! Robin Steal or just plain Rob as the street fraternity called him, passed away unexpectedly in my home on Friday night. The cause of death was an unannounced case of advanced lead poisoning. Rob was a graduate of Ohio State (penitentiary annex) majoring in law enforcement evasion science. Rob enjoyed games of chance like hide and seek. Rob was best known for helping to alleviate a neighbor of the burden of owning nice things. As a youth, a juvenile court introduced him to community service and Rob was always blessed with compulsive behavior. He enjoyed many privileges resulting from many prior early release injustices. Rob may be missed by others but due to the nature of our brief up close and personal encounter, missing him just wasn’t in the equation. In lieu of flowers or expressions of sympathy, I will gladly accept your notes of appreciation for services rendered. A simple thank you suffices.” Disclaimer: Though some wish the above eulogy was factual, (and in theory it was) no criminal was harmed, incarcerated or assumed room temperature in the process of writing this posting. Any similarity to imagined vendettas related to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. See scripture for official self defense procedure. As in all things related to social violence let it be known that guns kill people the same way that pencils misspell words. Sometimes it just can’t be avoided.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 00:33:18 +0000
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