Frontlining On Twitter THE Grade 12 exam results are out, and so are the Namibian tweet commentators. Otherwise, mosquitoes, village moments, it’s a dog’s life, laced with an infusion of double-strength espresso. @lionel_212_: More kids in the belly of the beast that is unemployment #Grade12Results @Filemon_Fly: Geography and history pass rates are up but maths, science and English are still problem subjects, kids can’t spell or count. @Jones3020: I need to explain to my Uncle’s kid in #English that he failed English. @EricksonTapiso: I know by now some parents are happy and some angry but please don’t stress your child. Instead encourage and help the child! @Mrs_Kaulinhu: Tah! These kids got cooked, yo! It’s sad, really… @Naffy101: Satan put the same temptations and problems in your life as everyone else. Stop complaining and read your books!! @xoxo___tanya: Pupils should familiarise themselves with Swedish House Mafia’s hit song (‘Don’t You Worry Child’)… the lyrics will hopefully comfort them. @MsMartinz: And the great philosophers and self-proclaimed psychologists of Namibia have awakened to do what they do best. @the_General10: I suggest parents go to Jokers, Fashion Bar, 264Lounge and @MonacoloungeNam and seek damages… At Random @itsBellaro: I miss hearing the cows go MOO :”D #farmlife @Sion_Namupolo: People in the North will wake you up at 6 (in the) morning, even on weekends, saying they’re visiting. @Diabolic_Nerd: And for those who won’t vote, why wouldn’t you? It’s free and fun. Think of your vote as a ‘You are fired!’ statement… or ‘you’re hired, can work too’. @gotliebsphoto: Christian Waltz just put sugar in his espresso in ‘Inglorious Bastards’, I’m hurt! Such a mock! *sic* @OneJohnMitchell: People always say *Good grief!* and not *Bad grief!* I didn’t know there was any good grief... Passing Shots @Egaralyawo: The longer you have a car, the more you start looking like it. I swear my cousin resembles a Toyota Corolla. @Trevornoah: Dear mosquitoes let’s make a deal – I’ll leave a spoon of blood next to my bed and you don’t buzz in my ear all night. @LetsQuoteComedy: You’re about as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto. @ThatAnnicaChick: I am just building myself so that I can be everything my future dog deserves. – Compiled by Jean Sutherland (@JeanNamibian) from twitter
Posted on: Fri, 17 Jan 2014 17:12:08 +0000
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