Fun Things to do on an airplane: Push the flight attendant call button and pretend it gave you a shock. Call the Psychic Hotline and ask if they know where you are (only do this when phones are permitted on). Drop a pen in the aisle and wait until someone reaches to pick it up and scream, “That’s mine!” Lay down a Twister mat in the back of the plane and ask people if they’d like to play. Swat at flies that don’t exist. When the attendant passes out pillows yell, “pillow fight!” Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the plane. Wear yours upside-down. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: Ive got new socks on! Challenge the person next to you with a “Thumb War.” Ring the stewardess button frequently and always ask this question: “Are we there yet?” Try not to think about penguins. It’s very hard. Invent Eyeshadow Application techniques. Barage your neighbor with one stupid question after another, for example: What do you like better, hands or feet? Have you ever gone cow tipping? Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 17:16:03 +0000
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