Fun things to do if you stayed on campus for fall break: 1) ask employees in eick how many people theyve served that day (six people in four hours at the burrito station...and two of those six is one kid who came up twice!) 2) avoid the line at mealequiv by...oh wait there is no line. 3) walk around, inevitably alone, pretending this is the post-apocalyptic America weve been waiting for. The M&Ms in the vending machine are older than you are. The flyers on bulletin boards are invitations to events you missed a half century ago. You and anyone you chance to see constitute the few survivors whove deemed a college campus the ideal place to start over. 4) indulge in a ridiculous fantasy world for far too long because there is no one around to snap you out of it. 5) post to Facebook in hopes of some semblance of human contact. Hello?
Posted on: Sun, 12 Oct 2014 23:24:01 +0000
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