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Funnies from English media Jon Snow : In a sense, Xiaopings death was inevitable, wasnt it? Expert : Er, yes. (Channel 4 News) If England are going to win this match, theyre going to have to score a goal. (Jimmy Hill -- BBC) Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussey -- four very different names. (Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3) Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, Id wave goodbye to my arms quite happily. (Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine) Listener : My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day. Simon Fanshawe : How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg? (Talk Radio) Interviewer : So did you see which train crashed into which train first? 15-year-old : No, they both ran into each other at the same time. (BBC Radio 4)
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 15:15:28 +0000

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