Funniest of the day: I was hoping my last post would be the end for today, but I think this topped them all...Tonight, we took the waterboat from our hotel to Downtown Disney for dinner. On our way back, we decided to take the Disney bus back to the hotel in hopes it would be quicker.... For those of you who have never ridden on a Disney bus, allow me to describe it to you. There are seats along the sides of the walls that face one another. The middle is a large, open area, where people can stand if need be. Along the sides where there is seating, there are also poles running vertically at regular intervals in case anyone is standing & needs to hold on.... I looked up & right before our very eyes stood Avery Jackson DANCING on a pole right in front of everyone. And it was DANCING if you know what I mean. The finale included him DROPPING IT RIGHT to the floor like it was hot. I. THOUGHT. MATT. JACKSON. WAS. GOING. TO. DIE. I just dropped my head & told him to stop, thinking in the back of my mind that this boy has got the moves, my mind flooded with images that we are going to have to keep a very keen eye on this troll. After the shock wore off, Matt uttered the words, That isnt nurture. THAT is nature. I say,Yes, dear, I know, & I know exactly whose side of NATURE that comes from.. My child couldnt inherit Matts genius ability to score one point from perfect on his ACT or Matts sisters Beethoven like piano abilities, or any of my positive qualities; instead, he has to inherit my familys pole dancing skills....And now I officially want to cry...
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:37:23 +0000
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