Funny Real Estate Descriptions (What They Really Mean) MUCH POTENTIAL (Steer clear unless you have a lot of money) UNIQUE CITY HOME (Used to be a warehouse) CONTEMPORARY (Steel shelves like your dad used to store tools on) ONE-OF-A-KIND (Ugly as sin) YOU’LL LOVE IT (No you won’t) MUST SEE TO BELIEVE (absolutely accurate) SPACIOUS (Average) CHARMING (Small) COZY (Very Small) WALK TO STORES (Nowhere to park your car) BRIGHT AND SUNNY (Blinds not included) SECLUDED SETTING (Just try and find it) EXECUTIVE NEIGHBORHOOD (Taxes are really high) UNAFFECTED CHARM (Needs painting) STARTER HOME (Run Down) NATURAL SETTING (Deer will eat your plants) PARK LIKE SETTING (Theres a tree in the yard) EFFICIENTLY DESIGNED KITCHEN (cannot handle 2 people) CLOSE TO AMENITIES (Backyard is shopping mall) NEWLY REMODELED KITCHEN (faucets replaced w/cheap knockoffs) DOLL-HOUSE (tiny and filled with ugly knick-knacks) IN-CITY LIVING (not safe after dark)
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 22:43:23 +0000