Funny!!!! 🔴Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺😋 🔴A frustrated husband in front of his laptop: dear google, please do not behave like my wife... Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🔴A married mans prayer; Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away U gave me youth, u took it away. U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding u......😂😂😝😝 🔴A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, Im still in my pajamas and I cant be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for? Husband answers Because hes thinking of getting married 😝😝😝😝 Couldnt stop sharing this one... 🔴Husband: I found Aladdins lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh.. darling..love u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesnt apply on zero. 😎😎😎 🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home?? Boss: I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer!!! 😝😝😝 🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didnt speak to him for 6 months. Was the necklace FAKE? Nooooo! That was the deal :) 😜😜😜 🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, the food looks delicious, lets eat. Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home. Husband: thats at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. 😁😁😁 🔴Best Slogan on a MANs T-Shirt : Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed 😳😳😳
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 02:03:41 +0000