Funny story Xenia Tchoumitcheva, remember that Vodka I posted pics of. I put it in the freezer like I always do. Decided to open it and give it a little taste. I start twisting the cork to break it loose after cutting the seal. the plastic part comes unglued from the cork so I resort to the cork screw. This is where it starts getting funny. At the moment the cork comes out the FROST covered Vodka bottle slides out of my hand, bounces twice, then,....... The WHOLE FREAKIN bottom shatters and extremely high end vodka starts spreading across the floor. Oh, but wait it gets better, ;) by the second bounce I was almost down there to catch it and missed just in time to grab the neck of the shattered bottle and slide with a Death grip on it in hopes I could get it righted in time to save just enough to get a good smackling taste, what I had initially set out to get in the first freakin place. No luck there although I wiped my finger inside, Now I just want more.;) At this point I grab the towel on the floor, actually just moving it around and around with my feet to gather shards of glass and Expensive Vodka. Guess what song was playing, better yet guess the lines of said song playing. Song: Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now, Lines: Hes doin the dishes and mopping up that floor.... ;) https://youtube/watch?v=9RPx6A3gKiA&feature=player_detailpage
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 22:52:01 +0000
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