Furious Mourinho forced to mix with Chelsea fans 21-10-13 JOSE Mourinho has blasted the FA after a referee made him breathe the same dirty air as fans of Chelsea FC. “They smelled like wet meat” The manager was sent off during Saturday’s game against Cardiff and had to stand next to Home Counties residents who ate cheese and onion crisps while sputtering their ignorance all over his nice cashmere coat. Mourinho said: “First, I did not deserve a red card. Second, if I ever again receive a red card I shall demand the Shed End is emptied of fans before I go and stand in it. “Inter Milan’s Ultras may be violent fascists, but they dress very stylishly and their vocabulary encompasses more than just ‘Oi oi oi.’ “Truly, the subhumans I had the misfortune to spend 25 minutes with are the scum dé la scum of footballing society. “Though it has helped me to understand John Terry.” The manager has since approached Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich with a proposal to spend £200 million buying the fans of Leeds United. The Leeds fanbase consists entirely of refined top-hatted gentlemen who drink tea correctly from china cups.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 14:49:04 +0000
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