Further rants on weddings: 1) Guess how long it takes for me to want to claw off my own ears? As long as it takes to say Corinthians. Yes, its a beautiful definition of love. We all know that because weve heard it at every single Christian wedding. Ever. 2) Cellographers - Dont. If the bride and groom have hired a professional, put down your iDevices and enjoy the day. They wont love your Instagram posts when your hands and phone are in 90% of the shots for which they payed a lot of money. 3) Lets stop using our hands and arms to make hearts. Next fad, please. 4) For the love of all that is sacred, stop clinking your silverware on glasses. Forcing an intimate moment isnt cute, its rapey. Thankfully this tradition is on the decline, but not quickly enough. Dont be creepy. 5) The nicest thing you can do for the bride and groom? Dance. Have fun. Inspire the other guests to do the same. The more the guests are joyful, the more celebrated and appreciated the couple feels.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 19:05:22 +0000
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