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Future Plans I will make a cake out of cigarette ashes. I will consult encyclopedias for a month and I’ll make a compendium of all things that offend me. Palm trees and shipwrecks offend me. The sand on the beach offends me. When it rains ice shards during summer, I am offended. I will twist my fingers as an effort to promote world peace. I will stock liters and liters of lemonade under my bed. I will speculate on NASDAQ offering lemonade to CEOs. I will throw lemonade on their Italian suits and they will laugh. And I will laugh too and we will all set explosives inside dead volcanoes.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:29:16 +0000

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