GAF( Group Award Function) Rules- Only admin will decide n one person for each 1) Kid of group 2) Strongest person of group 3)Coolest person of group 4)Best DP of group 5)Most active person of group 6)Most inactive person of group 7) Most decent person in group 8)Most funny person in group 9)Hero of group 10) Heroin of group Ek ghar me saas-bahu bahot pyar se rehte the.. ek baar ghar me ek guest aya.. bahu ne saas ko uss guest se baat karte suna.. saas keh rhi thi Beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h aur bahu namak ki tarah.. ye sun kar bahu ko bahot bura laga.. wo udas rehne lagi.. jab saas ko is baat ka pata chala to bahu se kaaran puchha.. bahu ne kaaran bataya. Tab saas ne hans kar kaha uss baat ka matlab he.. beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h jo har haal me mithi lagti h jabki bahu namak ki tarah hoti h jiska karz nhi chukaya ja sakta. .So ALL BAHURANIS CHEER UP ... YOU ARE THE BEST Nepali : Uuu Shaabji, yeh shyam singh ka mobile ka dukaan kaha milega Salesman: pata nahi Nepali: Address toh isi dukaan ka hai Salseman: saale ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai.. Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya ? Husband : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe. Dost : kya baat kar raha hai.. Husband : aur nahi to kya.. Dost : Fir Kya Boli ? Husband : Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, Ab Nahi Maarungi. Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one... A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha, I am sending Bas body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Bas body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you. On Bas feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radhas and Lakshmis sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Bas left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace,earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.. The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.Please distribute all these fairly. Love Sejal PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 18:16:03 +0000
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