GET YOUR NIGHT VISION GOGGLES BACK FROM THAT CREEPY UNCLE! The gerbils start their semi-annual migration across the island tonight at 11:41PM...Their new address is the iSland Tower and Condos Resort & Munitions Manufacturing Facility #3 (The David Lynch Freedom Fries Bldg.) Everybody, come on out for this colorful, festive gala... Lone Cow is accepting a limited number of participants in his self-defense seminar for women, Der fraulein und der hoofen klobber. Classes are restricted to only 7 at a time, so register immediately if interested. See the girls... Pig Roast at the main BBQ pit tomorrow at sundown...I dont know what the Pigs have in store for us this year, but theyve always thrown one heck of a party in the past! Bring your blankets, lawn chairs, musical instruments and your appetites. The Roast is always a gas...theres even going to be a performance by the Band Formerly Known as Chet... Fremont would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize to Mrs. Kriplach for blowing up her azaleas with the 17lbs. of C4...he thought he saw a spider...hes sorry about her plumbing too...and the Mercedes... The girls say...dont eat Pedros brownies...and Hi...
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 23:45:50 +0000
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