GMB, where is your rally permit? You have exceeded the minimum amount of crowds in a rally. GMB, where is your birth certificate? We need to confirm if you were born or fell down from heaven. GMB, where is your original school uniform? WASC results are not enough. GMB, why did you fail Mathematics & Woodwork in school? You must write that WASC examination again. GMB, where is your NEPA Bill? You have too much light in your house. GMB, where is your medical fitness report? The EKITI state governor is asking for it. GMB, where is your comprehensive daughter insurance? Your daughters are too fine & are causing accidents on the road. GMB, where is your deep sea drilling permit? We heard you have a borehole in your house. GMB, where is your coup permit? Nobody asked you to conduct a coup de tat. GMB, where is your holiness permit? You wear too much white clothes. Na only you holy pass? GMB, where is your computer literacy certificate? We heard you can use a laptop. GMB, where is your citizenship permit? We want to know if youre Nigerian. GMB, why are you contesting again in 2015? You have already contested 3 times & failed. 3 times is the maximum amount of times you can vie for the highest seat in Nigeria. Show us your electoral failure permit. Awon oni yeye eniyan!
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 22:37:32 +0000
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