GODMORNING EVERYONE .. NICE HOT DAY TODAY HERE IN SHROPSHIRE , IT MADE ME SMILE WHEN I WOKE UP , AND SAW ALL THE SUNSHINE , THAT WAS UNTIL ... I LISTENED TO MY PHONE MESSAGES ,FROM A LOVELY MEMBER OF MY STAFF , HA HAHA , THE JOB LAST NIGHT WAS THE M6 , AND THE POLICE WOULD NOT LET THE TRAFFIC MANAGMENT SHUT THE ROAD , AT THE PROPER TIME OF 10 PM LAST NIGHT , AS THE PLANNING PERMISSION SAYS IT CAN , AND THEN OPEN AGAIN FOR 6 AM THIS MORNING ... SO THE TRUCKS WERE LOADED , WITH TIME TO SPARE , AND ON THE ROAD , FOR THE CORRECT TIME ... BUT DUE TO , THE TRAFFIC LIGHT COWBOYS AS I CALL THEM , THESE BUNCH OF COWBOYS WOULD NOT LET THE TRUCKS IN THE JOB ... SO THEY HAD CONED OFF THE ENTERANCE , FOR THE TRUCKS .... THE CB RADIOES ARE BRILLIANT ... FOR INFORMING THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU , AND THE PHONES ASWELL , BUT WE HAVE NOOOOOOOO CONTROL ... OVER CONE MANAGEMENT ... AND THE KIDS WITH THE BIG WHITE VAN ...BLOKING THE ROAD OFF ... SO U GOT TRUCKS LOADED WITH HOT TAR ... WHICH IS COOLING OFF , QUICKER THAN A CUP OF TEA ... AND DRIVERS RINGING UP , SAYING , I GOT TO GO AROUND AGAIN BOSS ... SO , THE TRUCKS EXIT OFF THE MOTERWAY SLIP ... DO THE LOOP , THEN BACK ON MOTERWAY AGAIN , TO THE NEXT JUNCTION .. OFF AGAIN AT THAT SLIP .. THEN BACK ON THE MOTERWAY , THE RIGHT WAY AGAIN ... COST OF FUEL ..... U DONT WANT TO KNOW , HA HA HA , AND AS THE TRUCKS PASSING AND WAVING AT THE GANG ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOTERWAY ... U GOT , THE HOLES ALL PLAINED OUT ... THE BARBER GREEN , IS SAT , ON THE JOINT .... WAITING TO GO ... AND MORE MACHINERY ON THAT JOB , THAN U HAVE EVER SEEN , IN YOUR LIFE HA HA HA , AND THE TONAGE IS ONLY , 100 TON HOT TAR , OR 5 TRUCKS CARRYING 20 TON EACH , AND A LONESOME COWBOY IN EACH TRUCK , AFTER THE SECOND SWOOP AROUND , THE TRAFFIC HAD EASED A BIT , SO , THE TRUCKS , WERE ABLE TO PULL IN ... BUT IT WAS ALL DOWN TO VERY BAD PLANNING ... BY PEOPLE THAT SHOULD KNOW BETTER ... THE TRUCKS PULLED IN, AND MADE THEIR WAY UP TO THE JOB , AT 10 MILES MPH ... VERY SLOW SPEED , WEAVING IN , AND OUT OF TRACTERS , VANS , AND ROLLERS , ALL PARKED OR ABANDANED IN THE LANE, AND WE GOT THE MIDNIGHT COWBOYS , TRYING TO MANOVER LIKE A SNAKE , UP TO THE JOB ... THEN , WHEN ON SITE , ALL SUITED AND BOOTED UP , THE GANG SAYS , ARE YOU READY MATE .... YEP , OK SAYS THE GANG FORMAN ... SIT THERE FOR HALF A HOUR , WE GOING FOR A MUG O TEA !!!! .... HA HA HA HA . RING RING ... RING RING .... BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS . I HATE THIS JOB , HA HA HA , CALM DOWN AND READ YOUR PENTHOUSE .. HA HA HA , BACK IN AT 5 AM , AND ALLS CALM .... TILL TONIGHT !!!. H XX.
Posted on: Sat, 06 Jul 2013 08:07:43 +0000
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