GOOD NEIGHBOUR! PART 2 Why are you out of breath? and whats in that package? I dont know. Its a parcel for them, next door but two from the lad with the Alsation across the road. The ones who go everywhere together holding hands...Pair of idiots! (Aw, I think its quite romantic...They are strange though) I thought you said you didnt like them? ...and you still havent told me why youre out of breath I had to run to catch the delivery man. He was just getting off but I banged on the back of his van. Honest to God, its like they dont even want to deliver a parcel. Must be on double time for return visits...He barely knocked once, and next thing, hes getting out one of his you were not in cards (Theres nosiness and theres ...) You mean, he didnt even knock on yours, and ask you to take it in? You ran after a moving van just to get a parcel for people you dont even like? I was being neighbourly...And they NEVER have anything delivered, so I reckoned it was important...And its not that I dont like them. But as well as the holding hands thing, I cant stand the way they dont open their curtains. Its like theres someone permanently dead in there. If visitors from out of space came on this street, theyd leave with depression...and I know they dont have a catalogue cos you can get a lawnmower for 75p a week. Have you seen the state of their front garden? Whats 75p? Its not even a large packet of proper digestives...So like I said, I was being a good neighbour. Ive put another note through their door. telling them to ignore the delivery mans note and when I see them come in, Ill give them five minutes to get settled and Ill pop over with it (What some people will do, to get a foot over the door. Youve been dying to see her lounge !) I wonder whats in the parcel? Are you going to open it? I am bloody NOT. Who do you think I am, Bonnie and Clyde? (Thats TWO people...Then again, one of us two, in here, has got a split personality...And Im not including me, in the count!) Why dont you give it a rip, and say thats how it was when it was delivered? My God! Youre definitely your Fathers child. Cleanliness and HONESTY. Thats how I was raised. Dont be bringing his ways in this house. It would have been opened and sold on by now, if he was here...an if it was something living? Itd be pregnant! This is nothing to do with my Dad Stop bringing him up then...Anyway I dont need to know whats in it. Ill find out when they get in Oh yeah. What are you gonna do? Move in with them, til they decide to open it If you think Im just gonna hand over a potentially valuable item, without them checking its not damaged in any way. You must be mad! - (Im getting there!) - Next thing, theyll be claiming on the insurance and telling everyone on the street that I vandalised their property. I want every inch of it checked in front of me, and I want a receipt ( Although Im Shown up Im reluctantly impressed by her genius. She should be running MI5 or MFI as she calls it)
Posted on: Sun, 03 Aug 2014 15:34:20 +0000