GREAT SANTAS !! Interviewer: what is your birth date? Santa: 13th October Interviewer: Which year? Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe... EVERY YEAR Manager asked santa at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me, Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked Santa: Any great man born in this village??? Santa: No sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Santa writes, Gandhi was a great man, but I dont know who is Jayanthi. Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Santa: Its simple, I will stop my imagination!!! Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Santa: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new. Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay.. While its landing he shouted: Bombay.. Bombay.. Air hostess said: Be silent Santa: Ok.. Ombay. Ombay Teacher: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA? Santa: All are born on government holidays...!!! Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE#Ali
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 14:42:58 +0000
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